Famous Quotes
"Meow"
Momo/Maya
They're after Alex's favorite cereal!
Lucky Charms
Alex has this many number of toes
7...?
Jamie thought Alex was into this flexible sport following her first meeting with Alex. Kim said, "definitely not".
Yoga
We love our king! Alex grew up in this town, home of the Royals.
Simi Valley
Alex accidentally responded to his Elder's Quorum group chat with this furry red friend from Sesame Street
Elmo
Mooo! Name Alex's favorite brand of chocolate milk.
Trader Joe's
Before Maya and Momo's arrival, this beloved pet was number 1 in Alex's heart.
Buster
Alex is this tall, making him a strong contender for the NBA.
6ft5
Claim it. Alex is manifesting a beautiful home in this neighborhood of Los Angeles.
Westwood
Fill in the blank: "I'm really ____ you have something that makes you feel so ____ in your life", says Alex to everyone who has something weird to say.
happy
This restaurant is Alex's favorite orange chicken dealer
Panda Express
Alex hiked up the switchbacks of Mount Whitney this many times to prove his love to Kim
TWICE
Alex wore this iconic staple from his closet to run the Turkey Trot 5k.
Blue Jeans
This past summer, music diva Alex was rained out of Bonnaroo music festival, held in this state.
Tennessee
Is it a burn or is it actually something wonderful? This line used equally by Kim and Alex to describe basically everything
"It's really special"
Momo's favorite human
Alex
TOO MANY
Surrey bike
Alex would do literally anything for a good time, including being trapped at the height of a global pandemic in this foreign city.
Client, calling angrily for the millionth time in a row: I'M SO MAD! I JUST LOST TONS OF MONEY TODAY!
Alex: Technically you haven't, because you haven't __ yet.
SOLD!
Alex's favorite cat
What a STEAL! Alex has been going to his barber, Abe, since he was this many years old.
2-3.
Get those steps in! Alex has recently acquired a love for this indoor sport involving a bouncy ball.
Racquetball
Momo and Maya were born in this city
Palmdale...?