Eel Poop
Gucci Berry
"Next, we move on to final jeopardy"
Alex Trebek
A bunch of orcs, elves, and midgets fight over a piece of jewelry
Lord of the Rings
You just shared a room with Kate and got yelled at for chewing too loud
India?
Who Does #2 Work For?
E-40
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
Wayne Gretzky, Michael Scott
Old man wants body dumped in the marsh. It doesn't get dumped in the marsh.
The Depahted
You just dined on this country's finest cuisine: fish and chips. Now time for some pints with the mates!
England
Swing It To The Sack Sunday
Lindsey Lohan
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
Dr. Seuss
Beautiful woman attends Ball. Upon leaving before midnight, she leaves her shoe behind. But thanks to the Prince's foot fetish, they are re-united again.
Cinderella
You just read from the Book and now a plague of cicadas is overtaking the camp.
Egypt?
You Die
Pope Francis
"Who would steal 30 bagged lunches"
Veronica Vaughn
Neglected sister runs off to live with seven horny dwarves to create OnlyFans content
Snow White and the Seven Cocks
Your leader doesn't pee or poo
North Korea
A Night In Paris
Ashley Olsen
"speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
Teddy Roosevelt
A hungry shark is wrongly persecuted by three men eager to prove how big their dicks are.
Jaws
You're just enjoying some tequila and tacos when a Cheeto yells at you to build a Wall
Mexico