HAWK TUAH
TV DADS ON THE BIG SCREEN
HATED FAMILIES
PERIOD PIECE
100

Hawk Tuah
Don’t Suck it Dry
Spit on that thing and Make it Wetter

Hey Jude - The Beatles Rock And Roll Band

100

Augh Augh Augh!, Tim Allen plays the father of three rambunctious rowdyboys in TV’s Home Improvement. He also plays an arrogant Shatneresque star of a fictitious science-fiction franchise in which 1999 film?

Galaxy Quest

100

The Simpson’s next door neighbor, and I ain’t talking about Ruth Powers

Flanders

100

Goodfellas

1955-1980

200

All the Girls in the Viral Meme say
(way-oh-way-oh ooh-way-oh-way-oh)
Hawk like a Tuah

Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles

200

Robert Reed, aka Mike Brady, jumped to the big screen as the father of John Travolta, who plays a teenager with a compromised immune system. Like father, like son? Name the movie, which, uh, I think technically had a theatrical run in Guam. [citation needed]

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble

200

They met their fiery demise in Billy Madison only to return in the motion picture Click and the Netflix original Hubie Halloween. Who rules?

O’Doyle

200

The Wonder Years

1968-1973

300

Hawk hawk hawk ha-wk hawk
I know this much hawk tuah

True - Spandau Ballet

300

Before he fathered the brats from television’s Roseanne’s Family, John Goodman coached jocks in this smash-hit 1984 major motion picture.

Revenge of the Nerds

300

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia… unless members of this horrible family are around!! LOL

McPoyle

300

Freaks and Geeks

1980-1981

400

Oh, Oh, Oh, Hawk Tuah!
You know…
gotta spit on that thing, you know…

Magic - Pilot

400

Tim Allen is back! This 2002 feature film was based on a Dave Barry novel and was seriously sidelined by 9/11. Also, I saw it in the theater with my own dad, YIKES!

Big Trouble

400

Switching gears to REAL LIFE: in 2007 Louis Theroux made a BBC Documentary titled “The Most Hated Family in America”. Who are they? (will accept the name of the organization they head)

Phelps (Westboro Baptist Church)

400

Forrest Gump (PRESENT DAY SCENES ONLY)

1981-1982

500

Spit on that thing, get on the floor
Everybody Hawk the Tuah-saur

Walk the Dinosaur - Was (Not Was)

500

Dan Lauria, the patriarch of television’s the Wonder Years plays an antagonistic dog-owning co-worker to Richard Dreyfus and Emilio Estevez in this 1987 comedy by director John Badham.

Stakeout

500

Representing detestable upper-middle class privilege, these neighbors were the mortal enemies of O.C. and Stiggs

Schwab

500

The Big Lebowski

1991

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