Sports Fugly-Fleischman-Names
This NBA player averaged 50.4 PPG and 25.7 rebounds a game in the 1961 season.
Wilt 'The Stilt' Chamberlain
Who is the Magic's mascot?
Stuff the Magic Dragon
Mr. Krabs
What is the name of the active compound giving marijuana its psychoactive nature.
THC
What is my height and weight
6'1, 160 lbs
Famous for winning an MVP over Jordan, never winning an NBA Finals, and letting Shaq know how fat women from San Antonio are.
Charles 'The Round Mound of Rebound' Barkley
Name the two #1 overall picks the Magic have had
Shaquille O'Neal (1992) & Paolo Banchero (2022)
Texan, Martial Artist, Hibernation
Sandy Cheeks
______ is colloquially known for making you sleepy, ______ is known for giving you an energetic high.
Indica; Sativa
What are the names of my Mom, Dad, and Brother?
Laurie, Charles (Chip), Miller
One of the greatest RB's the league has ever seen, he played for the Bears, and even has the Man of the Year Award named after him.
Walter 'Sweetness' Payton
This Magic legend was the runner-up in the ROTY race in 1993, similarly he was the 2nd option during the Magic's first playoff and finals birth. His name inspires thoughts of spare change
Penny Hardaway
SpongeBob's Prom Date, The Heir to the Krabs fortune, Mammal
Pearl
Uruguay
What is my favorite number?
8
(subtract no points if the guess was 6-7)
The best big man in the NBA currently, plays a mile high in the air, loves racing horses.
Nikola 'The Joker' Jokic
Who wears number 1 on the Magic
Jonathan Isaac
Unibrow, Rich, S.Q.T Arch-nemesis
Squilliam Fancyson
Snoop Dogg famously said this person was the ONLY person to ever out smoke him
Willie Nelson
What is my cookout order?
Chicken Strip tray, cheesebites, hushpuppies, and either Mocha or M&M Shake
Played for the San Antonio Spurs in the '70s, 1 of 3 players to ever win 4 or more scoring tiles, his first and last initial begin with the same consonant.
George 'The Iceman' Gervin
Who is the all time leading scorer for the Orlando Magic
Hint: The 4 Consecutive Free Throw Incident of 1995
Nick Anderson
Juneau, Testicular Cow, The early bird gets it.
Alaskan Bull Worm
Hops
Name the 3 companies I have worked for
Tropical Smoothie, Jersey Mike's, The Franklin Group