Friends and foes
This person wasn't in the 2024-2025 drama season, but is a certifiable goat.
Who is Neeha
What is the modern day equivalent to biting your thumb at someone?
What is flipping them off/Middle finger
Como se dice kill yourself?
Who is Sophie Rayes
Jack is incessantly annoying about this spectacle that debuted in 2001.
What is Urinetown the musical. (If you said 9/11 that's minus 100 points)
The superior crazily pink show that only one of our beloved seniors was in
What is Legally Blonde
This person was such a problem that there was a group chat assembled to try and take them down
Who is Brody
Despite there being 41 Broadway theaters in NY, there are only this many theaters on the actual broadway street.
What is 4.
"I'm just a girl"
Who is Macen Adams
This nickname was given to Jack from a club because of his historically decrepit body
What is Bad McKnees
This middle name was previously believed to be "Edward" because of a longstanding rumour
What is Michael, as in Shane Michael Smuin.
This freak destroyed a prop and Macen's sanity all in one show.
Who is Alexander
This musical featuring a rose was disney's Broadway debut.
What is Beauty and the Beast
I trust Sam's Anxiety more than I trust my own father
Who is Jack McNeely
This is the only musical Jack has ever walked out of.
What is Jesus Christ Superstar
This person holds the record for most deaths in all of Aragon drama
Who is Leighton King
This stage crew member was once pantsed in the lobby (Underwear and all)
Who is Garrett Field
This show shockingly beat Wicked for a Tony for best new musical
What is Avenue Q
This is my gay day. They call it Mongay
Who is Oliver Levitt
Jack's first stage kiss (as well as first kiss ever) happened in this musical.
What is High School Musical
This dramatic play was accompanied by students taking shots in the audience.
What is Diary of Anne Frank
This alumni looks nearly identical to when they graduated + some alcoholism
Who is Caleb Richmond.
This show was the most expensive (and disastrous) Broadway musical ever produced
What is Spider-man: Turn off the Dark
I love peeing on the floor.
Who is Dani Drobot
This show was the show that ultimately got Jack into theater and made him the monster he is today. (Also one of his dream shows!)
What is Guys and Dolls
Only ogs will remember this long lost artifact of Aragon Drama. You are sorely missed, friend.
What is The Green Room couch.