Shrek Memes
who created shreks donkey
shrek gave birth to donkey but they dont remember
what is 1+1 =
2
What is more useful when its broken?
An egg
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather
I am not alive, but I grow, I don't have lungs, but I need air, I don't have a mouth , but water kills me. What am I
Fire
where is shreks house located
Ohio
100000
David's father has 3 sons: Snap, Crackle, and ____?
David
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
Always in you, sometimes on you, If I surround you, I can kill you. What am I?
Water
Who is Shreks dad
Joe Biden
who is the smartest math asist in the world
Albert Einstein
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
Its can't be seen, can't be felt, can't be heard, and can't be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, and kills laughter. What is it?
The dark
Why is shreks GREEN?!?!?!?!
his Mother married a Brussel Sprout
What is Math?
math is Math
What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?
A lifesaver
Who is Shreks mom?
Obama
who invented math?
cavemen
What is once in a minute,
Twice in a Moment,
but not in a thousand years
The letter M
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters
(Answer In all Caps)
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What am I?
Mount Rushmore