Dad Jokes/Groaners
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Who is Gollum or Sméagol?
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What is Hurry Up?
This has a head but cannot talk and has a tail but cannot walk.
What is a coin?
This is Taylor Swift's favorite number.
What is 13?
This is the smallest prime number.
What is 2?
This always tastes better than it smells.
What is a tongue?
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What is scrambled eggs?
This is covered in holes but still holds water.
What is a sponge?
This is the name of the skin that looks like a banana.
What is Peely?
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Who is Bart Simpson?
This has a spine, but no bones.
What is a book?
P A W A L K R K
What is a walk in the park?
This never walks alone. It has a tongue, but cannot eat.
What is a shoe?
This is Taylor Swift's middle name.
What is Alison?
This is the temperature at which liquid water becomes a solid.
What is 0degC or 32degF?
These are the two keys that cannot open any door.
What is a monkey and a donkey?
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What is forgive and forget?
When I was four years old, my sister was three times older than me. This is how old she will be when I turn twelve.
What is 20?
These are the names of Taylor's cats.
What is Meredith Grey, Olivia Benson, and Benjamin Button?
This is the location of the smallest bone in the human body.
What is the inner ear? (Stapes)
This is something a cat has that no other animal has.
What are kittens?
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What is safety in numbers?
This five letter word can have two letters removed and still have one left.
What is stone?
V-bucks are the in-game currency of Fortnite. Named after the fictional company featured in the original "Save the World" version of the game, this is what the "V" stands for.
What is Vindertech?
These two countries share the largest border in the entire world.
What is the United States and Canada?