Bad Plots
Veggie people take over a town
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
A guy trips on the longest flight ever
2001 A Space Odyssey
Three guys and a baby go for a walk
Ice Age
A zoo encounters problems
Jurassic Park
Slaves break out and return to Africa
Madagascar
An absent dad yells at his kids from behind a bookshelf
Interstellar
A black rock starts the first arms race
2001 A Space Odyssey
A new home purchase causes strife in a family
The Conjuring
A black guy kills goths in night clubs
Blade
A detective has an identity crisis
Blade Runner 2049
Two men fight over a boy from their past
Terminator 2
A white guy gets immersed in Japanese culture
The Last Samurai
A guy visits an island for the ultimate LARP experience
Shutter Island
Models in speedos fend off a ton of men
300
A guy gets away with black face
Tropic Thunder
A guy makes the world's largest seance in his field
Angels in the Outfield
A woman proves she can change him
Beauty and the Beast
A teen boy tries really hard to get his parents to bang
Back to the Future
A cop goes fishing
Jaws
A couple deals with severe pollen
The Happening
Two old guys with a cat adopt a kid
Second Hand Lions
A guy gives it all for his private
Saving Private Ryan
Two guys win an orphan gambling and then get him to fly a plane in a war
Star Wars the Phantom Menace
A dude with dreadlocks kills Vietnam vets
Predator
Winter work stresses out a father
The Shining