Calvin & Hobbes
Presidential Assassinations
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Gen Alpha Brainrot
John 8-9
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Never fully explained by the writer, this incident in Calvin's life remains a mystery.

What is the noodle incident 

100

The shooter who allegedly acted alone to assassinate JFK

Who is Lee Harvey Oswald

100

He has the most goals of any player so far this season, with 12. 

Who is Erling Haalland

100

A meaningless word from a song having to do with toilets 

What is skibidi

100

In John 8, the Pharisees asked Jesus his opinion on what he thinks should be done with this person.

Who is the adulterous woman 

200

Calvin and Hobbes invented this unorganized sport. 

What is Calvinball

200

He was the first president to be assassinated

Who is Abraham Lincoln 

200

He is second place right now on the most goals scored list and the most assists made list

Who is Mohammed Salah

200

An exclamation that uses the name of a Greek letter  

What is What the Sigma 

200

In John 8, After the Pharisees leave the woman alone, Jesus tells her to do this.

What is "sin no more"

300

This is how Calvin first encountered Hobbes, which is depicted in the very first comic strip.

By setting a tiger trap rigged with tuna.

300

He shot Lincoln in the back of the head at Ford's Theater in Washington DC.

Who is John Wilkes Booth?

300

This team leads in the amount of goals scored, with 23.

What is Tottenham Spurs 

300

Only in this state 

What is Ohio 

300

At the end of John 8, the Pharisees got ready to stone Jesus after he said this.

“Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham was, I am."



400

These are three of Calvin's alternate identities.

Spaceman Spiff, Tracer Bullet, Calvinosaur, Stupendous Man.

400

He tried to kill Donald J. Trump, failing and hitting his ear instead.

Who is Thomas Matthew Crooks 

400

Andre Onana has this many clean sheets.

What is 5

400

If you stole someone's food you would be enacting this gen alpha term 

What is Fanum Tax

400

In John 9, The pharisees ask Jesus this loaded question about the man's blindness.

“Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?”

500

Calvin's tree house hosted all the meetings for this club with a 5 letter acronym name.

What is G.R.O.S.S (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) 

500

RFK's killer was of this nationality 

Palestinian - "My only connection with Robert Kennedy was his sole support of Israel and his deliberate attempt to send those 50 fighter jets to Israel to obviously do harm to the Palestinians."

500

This team is responsible for the most slide tackles, with 255. 

What is Manchester United 

500

All directly copied from lunchables, these are the three different "lunches" offered by lunchly

Pepperoni pizza, Fiesta Nachos , Turkey Stack 'Ems 

500

In John 9, Jesus tells the blind man to wash in this body of water. 

What is the Pool of Siloam 

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