Jess-isms
George Washington Carver invented these.
Peanuts
Loves watermelon and super annoying
Vegans, just vegans, only acceptable answer. Anything else is a little sus…
The Rock
Who is Dwayne ”The Rock” Johnson
“poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids,"
Joe Biden
”Don’t _______, _______ ______ __ __ ____ feelin’”
”Don’t stop, believin‘, hold on to that feelin’”
These aquatic animals can apparently drown.
Fish.
Driving is impossible
Asians would also accept “women”
Jack Black
What is Thomas Jacob Black’s stage name?
”I like some of the Gaga's songs, what the f$#@ do she know about cameras?''
Kanye West
A, B, C ____ ____ ___
__ __ __, ___ ____ ___
do re ___, ___ __ __, __ __ __
baby you ____ ____ ___
A B C, It's easy as
1 2 3, as simple as
Do re mi, A B C, 1 2 3
Baby you and me girl
Explain an example of “girl math”
Any agreeable example of girl math. A phenomenon where my wife is convinced cash in hand is as good as spent.
Best stock traders in the world
Politicians and will accept Jeff Wolf
Lizzo
What is the stage name for Melissa Viviane Jefferson?
"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa" 👱🏻♀️
Brittany Spears
Summer lovin __ __ _ ___
summer lovin __ __ __
I __ __ __ __ __ __
__ __ __ __ __ __ be
Summer lovin' had me a blast
Summer lovin' happened so fast
I met a girl crazy for me
Met a boy cute as can be
This is automatically better, the farther you drive for it.
Food.
Coined the terms “well tickle me pink” “you don’t say” and “silly goose”
White folks and old people
Snoop Dogg
Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.
“I don’t think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman – although I don’t recommend doing it in the same way that you’d hit a man. An open-handed slap is justified – if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning.”
Alex Trebec
I’m vanilla baby
I __ __ __ __ __ __
and __ __ __ __ __
but you can __ __ __ __ __ __
whip __ __ __ __ ___
I’m vanilla baby
I don't like no whips and chains, and you can't tie me down
But you can whip your lovin' on me, baby
Whip your lovin' on me, baby
These large, large yellow objects are difficult to see.
Busses, big yellow school busses, carry children.
Waaaay too many children
Will accept The Chinese, Christians, and Hispanic people
Lady Gaga
Who is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?
A plate is just a spread-out cup.
“New Jersey, I’d say, is one of the top 50 states.”
“Camping is like being briefly Amish.”
Theo Avon
And I love Vermont, but _______________
____________________
____________________
I‘lol drink alcohol ___________________
Christmas
And I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks
And I saw your mom, she forgot that I existed
And it's half my fault, but I just like to play the victim
I'll drink alcohol 'til my friends come home for Christmas