Brid-to-Be
A Jess Koenig birthday is not complete without these at the table.
What are sparklers?
It’s a Wednesday in September 2012 and Jess is getting ready for this nightclub.
What is LIV?
Some call it medicine, Jess calls it candy.
What is Advil?
We never leave here hungry.
Where is Robyn’s kitchen?
These help keep Jess’ best feature sparkly white.
What are Crest Whitestrips?
Jess’ most scandalous piercing.
What is a belly button ring?
It’s a Friday night in Murray Hill in 2017 and Jess is getting ready for this nightclub.
What is Lavo?
From the sparkling waters of Spain to Miami regattas, Jess never boards a boat without these two things.
What are sea-bands and Dramamine?
It’s a Friday afternoon in the summer of 2016 and Jess looks up to catch this train line south.
What is the NJ Transit?
No matter what, you’ll never see Jess without this.
What is eyeliner?
Forget the UES, West Village or Meatpacking, there’s no place Jess rather be.
What is Murray Hill/Biltmore Plaza?
Who needs a promoter when you have VIP passes here (kudos to Robyn).
What is The Parker House?
One sip of this and Jess is running to the bathroom.
What is alcohol?
Jess’ signature look is never complete without this NJ-influenced accessory.
What are gold hoops?
Jess absolutely never misses this beauty ritual.
What is a manicure?
This famous Koenig was ironically NOT named for her luscious locks.
Who is Ginger?
He slides into Jess’ WhatsApp for the best tables and deals in NYC.
Who is Troy the promoter?
A day basking on the beaches of St. Tropez with these little creatures had Natalie rubbing calamine lotion all over Jess’ body on the flight home.
What are sand fleas?
If we’re in a basement we’re definitely here.
What is The Parker House?
This treatment helps keeps Jess’ jewish blood under the radar.
What is keratin?
Before Steven, most men in Jess’ life desperately needed this.
What is a green card?
This man made Jess and Shannon Finkel (more than) Eskimo sisters after a fun night out in NYC.
Who is Cedric Gervais?
Not many people go to the doctor asking for a shot, but this one is a fan fave for our girl.
What is a cortisone shot?
If we need 2+ forms of IDs we’re going here.
Where is Bar A?
Her monthly facials are great and all, but Jess’ really gets going for this Chinatown delight.
What are foot massages?