WHO IS JESSE?
This beverage is basically Jesse’s blood type at this point.
Coffee
If Jesse’s car had assigned seating, this person would already have permanent rights to the front seat.
Alejandra
If Jesse plays a song you forgot existed, it’s because his playlist is basically probably 90% these.
When watching a movie with the boys, Jesse makes sure he has this essential item.
Energy drink
Jesse would never look someone in the eyes and claim he genuinely loves this food.
Salad
This item is never far from Jesse, mentally or physically.
His gun
If Jesse’s car wrote a résumé, it would list this as its biggest flex when people ask how many it can carry.
7
Of all the genres in Jesse’s playlist, this one is his most reliable comfort zone.
Gospel
Jesse believes movies hit harder when the room is like this.
This is the last thing Jesse would ever say when choosing how to communicate.
Call me
If Jesse has to pick a meal without thinking, he’s choosing this every time.
Brisket
If Jesse’s car had a birthday party, it would celebrate the year Jesse first adopted it into the family.
2022
This soulful music era is the one Jesse secretly wishes he lived in.
The 90s
The quickest way to get kicked off Jesse’s couch during movie night is to do this.
Talk and/or chew loudly
Jesse would never, under any circumstances, be the one to suggest eating at this restaurant.
Wing Barn
This treat has the highest chance of distracting Jesse mid-sentence.
Ice Cream
If Jesse’s car could tell a story, it would definitely bring up the time he traveled through four states but only stayed in one of them for about three months.
California
If Jesse’s playlist had a “favorite rapper” slot, this person would fill it every time.
Lil' Wayne
When movie night falls apart, this is the theater Jesse dreams about escaping to for a movie night.
AMC Theaters
If you ever hear Jesse claim he wants this job, please assume he’s being impersonated.
Receptionist
Jesse's phone is dead. His location hasn't updated. We don't know where he's at... He's not home... Alejandra is freaking out. Where is he?
Bandera Coffee Shop
If Jesse’s car remembered milestones, the first Airbnb it ever parked at was in this state.
Kentucky
When Jesse wants to feel something, he presses play on this legendary R&B group.
Boyz II Men
Among all the romance movies Jesse has watched, this is the one he thinks is awesome and can quote almost word for word.
A Walk To Remember
If you ever hear Jesse say he’s signing up for this hobby, please check on him. He’s not okay.
Dance