GIRL, YOU BASIC
The ingredient that Jess goes overboard with for her Mac & Cheese recipe
Butter
The names of Jess and Jared's two babies (dogs).
Bella and Lulu
Ms. Gorman teaches this subject.
Math (Resource)
This person gave Jess the sex talk and when she was in this grade.
Myra in the third grade
She is a diehard fan of - and can trash talk in defense of - this baseball and this football team.
Cubs and Bears
Gorman has run this many full marathons.
Four
Jessica did this to Corey when he was a baby -- and Myra had to swoop in and save the day!
Fed him Doritos which made him choke
Jessica's position-elect in the sorority house, and then at her school.
Social chair
This genre was Jessica's music of choice during her college hookups.
Musicals
When Gorman parties, she often opts to dance on these whenever the opportunity presents itself.
Tables and bars
The drink that Jared indulges in, which Jess insists is super basic.
Starbucks pumpkin spice latte (PSL)
When Jess didn't excel at basketball as a kid, Myra gave her this award to Jess to make her feel better.
Family MVP
The event that Jessica and Myra go downstate for every summer.
Special Olympics
Jessica's friends found her passed out in this compromising position after a night out.
Spread eagle
In the summer of '15, Jess participated in this "red neck" activity in Wisconsin.
Tractor pull
The job that Jess had as a photogenic child.
Child model
Jessica's family and neighbors would partake in this vigilante pasttime to try and one-up each other.
Tee-peeing and vandalizing property
Gorman caught these little critters from her students, perhaps multiple times.
Lice
Gorman's college beau, Bobby, used this endearing phrase when describing Jessica and her friends.
"Bitches be bitches"
Jessica attended this parade, in sacrilegious attire, that honored a very biblical woman.
Joan of Arc Parade
The name of the musical/movie from which Jessica can recreate an entire song and dance number.
Grease
As kids, Jessica dressed Corey up as this and gave him this telling nickname.
Dressed up as a girl (with fruit for the bust). Corela
The name of the camp that Jess worked at for 17 years.
Park Camp
Jess and Jared met here.
Online on OKCupid
One of the many traits that befall Jessica when she has one drink too many.
Speaking gibberish, falling asleep, swaying.