Straight up guessing
Who can say Hello (or just a greating in general) in different languages. You need to guess the one who would know the most hellos first before they test it out.
Each person writes down the languages they know before giving me their lists. The one who knows the most will be tested if he/she fails it goes to the second one so on so forth. In case of a tie I decide based on super strict and serious set of rules :)
a) Chloé
b) Will P.
c) Renaud
d) Yas
Let the greatings begin :)
Where do nana and grand-pa hide there alcohol in the house?
a) Under the TV in the living room
b) In their wine fridge (ceillier)
c) Food storage in the basement (Atelier à grand-papa)
d) Their bedroom Cupboard (garde-robe)
Answer : d) Their bedroom Cupboard
Trying to take the easy way out? Not on my watch! You have to either take one shot or 2 jello shots to calm yourself down :)
Drink up! :)
What is the happiest place on earth?
a) Canada
b) Finland
c) Switzerland
d) Japan
Answer : b) Finland
What is my epic surname in this family?
Answer : Mr. Bean (Mr. Bean walked so Richard could fly)
Who can write down the most fruits in 1 minutes?
a) Jérémy
b) Renaud
c) Angelie
d) Yas
Seems like a fruity question don't you think?
(Fun fact : I think I'm funnier than I actually am :) )
When was Grand-pa recruited to play baseball in mexico?
a) 1959 (15 years old)
b) 1965 (21 years old)
c) 1960 (16 years old)
d) 1962 (18 years old)
Answer : d) 1962, (All-star player right there)
When they were younger, mon oncle Steven and aunt Tricia used to tell aunt Julie to go ask the neighbors for something... What did they want her to ask?
a) For candy
b) To play in their pool
c) For popsicles
d) If they wanted to play hide and seek with them
Answer : b) To play in their pool
What animal has fingerprints extremely close to those of humans?
a) Lizards
b) Koalas
c) Monkeys
d) Dolphins
Answer : b) Koalas
Fun fact : each koala also has individual patterns just like humans
In once threw an object at my brother's head. What was that object?
a) A piece of wood
b) A water bucket
c) Love (because I am a good brother)
d) A brick
Answer : d) A brick
(don't judge... I was young... He's fiiiine)
Who can finish their drink the fastest? (Hide your drinks since you are finishing the one you have in hand).
WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL
a) Yas
b) Renaud
c) Jérémy
d) Angelie
Bottoms up butter cups :)
Where was Nana's father born in Germany?
a) Herstal
b) Dusseldorf
c) Leipzig
d) Hambourg
Answer : a) Herstal (liege)
When he was younger, mon oncle Steven drank so much at a party with other hockey players that he later wrote himself a letter to promise himself never to drink again... while looking in a mirror saying repeatedly :
a) Why... god why?
b) I'm going to be director of a Costco one day!
c) I'm so stupid, i'm so stupid...
d) Why do drinks feel so good but hurts so bad...
Answer : c) I'm so stupid, i'm so stupid...
(Fun fact : Nana still has the letter)
What was the longest a chicken was able to live without a head?
a) 3.5 hours
b) 22 hours
c) 8 months
d) 18 months
Answer : d) 18 months (note that his jugular vein and most of his brainstem were left mostly intact, ensuring just enough brain function remained for survival)
I am quite a renown fisherman as we all know. On a family fishing trip (where not a single hour of sleep was achieved), I was the only one to catch....
a) A Ouaouaron
b) A fish
c) A cold
d) Nothing I suck at fishing
Answer : a) A Ouaouaron
(Fun fact : I still have the trophy)
If you had to pick someone to answer a difficult biology question who would you pick?
a) Chloé
b) Jérémy
c) Will P.
d) Angelie
What do the letters on a bra measurement represent? (ex : 34C what would the C represent?)
Once upon a time, long before us or computers, grand-pa and mon oncle George embarked on a foggy adventure on the grand lac Saint-François. In order to gage where they were and where they were going, grand-pa suggested a method where he would use a compass and a map with the approximate speed to calculate directions (full speed ahead!!). Mon oncle George foolishly accepted the strategy and off they went into the fog. Just before Grand-pa had calculated a turn he instructed mon oncle George to slow down right when they fog suddenly dissapeared revealing...
a) a fishing boat inches away.
b) mon oncle George's cabin... (they went in a circle)
c) The shore a couple of feet away.
d) a moose in the water
Answer : c) the shore a couple of feet away
(fun facts : Grand-pa still doesn't understand how mon oncle George agreed to this plan... or how he went wrong in his directions)
Aunt Tricia once (and only once according to her...) snuck out of the house by tying a small rope on the inside of her window with access to it outside so that a small pull would open it. Unfortunately, when she came back, the rope was gone, the windows was locked and even worst, the front door was locked as well forcing her to ring the doorbell... What was so important for her to take such a risk?
a) She had concert tickets with her friends
b) She had a party
c) She wanted to go practice her ringuette skills more
d) She wanted to go see her boyfriend
Answer : d) She wanted to go see her boyfriend
(Fun facts : her boyfriend was leaving for a hockey tournament so she wanted to say goodbye. Upon coming back home, Nana was waiting for her so she decided to run towards a Tempo further down the road to hide herself....)
Name, in order, the planets in our solar system (Pluto is not a planet).
Answer : Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.
How many girlfriends have I had (more than 3 months) :
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) 4
Answer : c) 3
Who has had the most sexual partners? (each person writes it down before the choice is made)
Note : you can omit to answer (just write nope on your paper) but if picked your team loses the points :)
a) William P.
b) Angélie
c) Yasmine
d) Jérémy
e) Chloé
f) Renaud
Love me some 500 points worth of drama :)
When Grand-pa was younger, him and his friend Gaetan, had a job at the convent they were both attending. While working, he was transporting something in a wheelbarrow (brouette) down a long slope while gaining more and more speed. When the time came to make a sharp turn at the end, even with both him and his friend trying their best, the content of the wheelbarrow unfortunately fell over... Thus concluding the shortest job he ever had in his life. But what was in that wheelbarrow?
a) Their friend Lorenzo Shank
b) manure
c) vegetables
d) boxes of milk with glass bottles....
Answer : c) vegetables
(being a bit harsh there mother George...)
Long ago, oncle Stephane was once a brash young boy who did not always choose the non diplomatic route... While living with his mother in an apartment building, he got fed up of the older woman downstairs that always banged on her ceiling with a broom every time he made even the slightest sound. He decided, while his mother was out of course, that it was time to teach her a lesson. How did he do it?
a) Played his music so loud the cops were called
b) Dangled a G.I. Joe with a string in front of her window to scare her while she was watching T.V.
c) Set-up an alarm clock at 2:30 AM that he lowered on her balcony right before.
d) Stole her cat while it was playing outside and hid it in his room for a week until she had to put up posters.
Answer : b) Dangled a G.I. Joe with a string in front of her window to scare her while she was watching T.V.
(Fun fact : the string actually broke so he had to go downstairs and ask her for his toy back... Of course, his mother was informed of his behavior...)
You have guts I'll give you that... But, do you have... STRENGHT! Pick someone on the opposite team (same gender) for an arm wrestling match :) Winner takes all!!
Who ever said muscle aren't useful in a jeopardy game?
Once a really good average hockey player, I was given a nickname highlighting my prowess. My nickname was :
a) Martin les mains
b) Alex finesse
c) Gates of Mordor
d) Alex D-play Martin
Answer : a) Martin les mains
Fun fact : I had no hands... :(