Who said it: Rabbi, Santa or My Therapist?
“Have you considered that the miracle isn’t what happened… but that you survived it?”
Who is the Rabbi?
Santa’s traditional home is said to be in this region, known for reindeer and the Northern Lights.What is the North Pole?
What is the North Pole?
What is "Slay? Nay"
Santa didn’t always wear red. In early depictions from Europe, he most commonly wore this color.
What is green?
In Austria, people dress up as this terrifying horned creature who chases naughty children during the Christmas season.
Who is Krampus?
“I see you overeating cookies when stressed. Same.”
Who is Santa?
This 4th-century Christian bishop from modern-day Turkey is the historical figure Santa Claus is based on.
Who is Saint Nicholas?
Laughing so hard you start to cry
What is "Cheers or Tears?"
In Japan, the most popular Christmas dinner isn’t ham, it’s this fast-food chain.
What is KFC?
In Ukraine, Christmas trees are traditionally decorated with ornaments shaped like this creature because it symbolizes luck.
What is a spider?
“Sometimes the greatest gift is not giving a gift at all.”
Who is the Rabbi?
Saint Nicholas was known for secretly giving gifts, including famously dropping bags of this into a poor man’s home.
What is gold?
Santa laughs so hard ... then he farts.
What is "Ho Ho Ho, Oh No No NO"
Reindeer can't see which colors?
What is Red and Green, ironic isn't it?
In Venezuela, many families travel to Christmas mass in this unexpected way.
What is roller-skating?
“I see when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake, and now you want a restraining order? I am so good to you!"
Santa’s modern red-and-white suit became globally popular after being featured in this company’s 1930s advertisements.
What is Coca-Cola?
Smoking that dope weed then off to rehab to get sober
This U.S. state once BANNED Christmas for 22 years because they considered it too rowdy and unholy.
What is Massachusetts?
In Denmark, people save their unused dishes all year and then do this with them on New Year’s Eve to show appreciation and affection.
What is throw them at their friends’ houses?
“Make a list, check it twice, and really consider whether you were the problem."
Who is Santa?
The Dutch name for Santa Claus, Sinterklaas, was brought to America by immigrants from this country.
What is the Netherlands?
Waking up with the festive Christmas feeling, then thinking you hear Santa climbing into the house through your parents room ... to see them do the dance with no pants
The largest gingerbread house ever built was big enough to walk through, and required more than 35 million caloriesof ingredients.
What is a full-size gingerbread house in Bryan, Texas?
In Sweden on Christmas Eve, millions of people gather to watch a TV special featuring this 1960s Disney character.
Who is Donald Duck?