Why, God, Why?!?!
Before and After
I Googled You
"Dayenu"
Chamatz
100
This is the English translation of the word "seder"
What is "order"?
100
It's in your soup tonight, and can be worn to a black tie affair
What is a matzoh ballgown?
100
This person's first job. as listed on LinkedIn, was for a company named "TreePeople"
Who is Carol Oken?
100
Donald Trump does this when it comes to climate change, saying it's a "hoax" invented by the Chinese.
What is deny?
100
Unlike the Belgian waffle, the American waffle uses this ingredient instead of yeast.
What is baking powder?
200
This word means "filled" or "stuffed" and is a way of preparing a popular Jewish food, developed by housewives of Eastern European communities in order to "reduce the cost significantly"
What is gefilte?
200
This plague would be Paul's downfall, were he Egyptian—or if he were to repent his sins and turn to Christ for salvation.
What is death of the first born again Christian?
200
In various articles, The Chicago Tribune has described this person as "grumpy," "young" and "not a professional musician."
Who is Jason Brett?
200
A 1965 epic science fiction novel by Frank Herbert—or just a great place to sled on the sand
What is Dune?
200
Bread has two distinct parts: the outer part, called the "crust," and the inner part, encased by the crust, called this
What is the "crumb"?
300
A male widower must wait for the passing of three major festivals --- Pesach, Sukkot and Shavuot --- before he can do this, but a female widow can do it sooner.
What is remarry (since Rabbis say the unmarried lifestyle is much more difficult for a woman than for a man)?
300
Moses says this to the Pharoah on a popular crowdfunding website
What is, "Let my people Go Fund Me"?
300
This person's website, created by a family member, has four gallery categories. One of them is "Folk Art Clocks."
Who is Paul Streicher?
300
In January, Chicago man Edward Majerczyck was arrested for "Celebgate", in which he posted secret photos and videos of 30 celebrities in this state.
What is nude?
300
The French used to call doughnuts "Pet de Nonne," which means this.
What is “Nun’s Farts"?
400
This important part of the Passover seder is supposed to be shared with everyone before the after-dinner portion of the Seder can commence. In the Middle Ages, a piece would also be hung in homes to drive off evil spirits.
What is the afikomen?
400
The big question of tonight, as asked by the top fighters in King Arthur's kingdom
What is, "Why is this night different from all other k/nights of the round table?"
400
This person's review for the bar Beer on Clark simply says, "This is literally the worst bar that exists."
Who is Daniel Streicher?
400
There's a reason Scooby Doo was this "great" dog, since they were once thought to ward away ghosts and evil spirits.
What is Dane?
400
The twist ties on bags of sliced bread are not random. They actually indicate this.
What is the day of the week the bread was baked on?
500
In the middle of the nineteenth century a "violent controversy began among scholars" in reaction to this type of Matzot
What is machine-made matzot, since "the machine process causes fermentation"?
500
God did this to Jewish homes when punishing Egypt with the "somewhere" that Judy Garland really wants to go
What is pass over the rainbow?
500
He was once quoted in an online mag saying, "I need hobbies like I need air."
Who is Jeremy Abrams?
500
In Ancient Rome, blondes may have had more fun, but they also stunk, since women used pigeon dung instead of this modern-day hair product.
What is dye?
500
In The Wizard of Oz, Aunt Em offers this braided snack to Hunk, Hickory, and Zeke after scolding them for being useless farmhands
What is a cruller?
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