Hanukkah
Hanukkah
Hanukkah jokes
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why is it called hanukkah

it means to dedicate

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why do we light 1 candle per night

to indicate what night it is

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Which hand is best to light the menorah with?

neither its better to use a candle

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What was the dreidel used for

to trick the greeks

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how many candles does a menorah have

7

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how much gelt did the skunk get

1 cent

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how many people were in Judah's army

6000

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who was the leader of the Greeks

Antiochus

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what do you call a speck in a latke pan

an unidentified frying object

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What year was the temple destroyed

586 BCE

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how long was the war

8 years

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what is the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon

one is eight nights one ate knights

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Who in the revolutionary war was inspired by Hanukkah

George Washington

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when did the Greeks rule Israel

332-167 BCE

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why did the boy put his Hanukkah money in the freezer

he wanted cold hard cash

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