NYT Crossword Jew Clues
Sounds Jew-y, But Isn't
Old Testament Limericks
Three Cheers for the GOYIM
I Googled You:
School Days Edition
100

Sunday, December 25, 2022
22 Down
Passover servings.
6 Letters

What is MATZOHS? 

100

Hair that is flowing or styled in dreads, not smoked fish. 

What is locks? 

100

Ahasveurus so yearned to impress her
That this Jew became queen (not a jester)
Haman said “Kill the jews!”
She said “Haman’s bad news!”  
So on Purim, I’m dressing as -----. 

Who is Esther? 

100

Equinox. Planet. Crunch. 

What is GYM? 

100

This documentarian created the hard-hitting “Thicker Than Blood,” exposing widespread coffee addiction in their high school’s halls due to the Starbucks across the street. 

Who is Daniel Streicher? 

200

Tuesday, February 21, 2023
20 Across
Bestows, in the Bible
6 Letters

What is GIVETH? 

200

Singers of “Mamma Mia,” not your Jewish papa. 

Who is ABBA? 

200

Joe was a son worthy of praising,
So dad bought him a coat, bright and blazing.
Cloth of so many hues—
Greens, reds, yellows, and blues—
That the musical called it “-------.”

What is "Amazing"?

200

Chez… Voulez vous couchez avec… Excusez… 

What is MOI? 

200

Be afraid! In high school, this superstar won first place in the “Tales of Terror & Mystery” category at a creative writing festival. 

Who is Jeremy Abrams? 

300

Thursday, March 16 2023
64 Down
Hebrew word meaning “son of.”
3 Letters

What is BEN?

300

To shout out or greet casually, not a fluffy snack. 

What is holla? 

300

God set one rule that was not cryptic
Just “no” to one thing in specific
But Eve took just one bite
And invited God’s spite
Eden’s not a good spot for a ------.

What is picnic?

300

Azalea. Pop. Arbuckle.

Who is IGGY?

300

They’re watching while you’re eating! College op-eds they authored include “You Dine Like a Coward” “You Are Not Smarter Than a Banana,” and “Your Potatoes Make Me Sad.” 

Who is Dan Meyer? 

400

Saturday, September 04, 2021.
24 Across.
Shameless audacity.
8 Letters. 

What is CHUTZPAH?

400

An Amazon price tracking app, not a teeny hat. 

What is Keepa? 

400

In an answer to Moses’ prayer
God became a commandments conveyer
Placed them atop a tall peak
But old Mo’s muscles were weak
Could have used a rope and a -------.

What is belayer? 

400

Walk the dog. Rock the Baby. Around the world.

What is YOYO?

400

Welcome to the gun show! This athlete was featured in their high school yearbook for “easily” beating classmate Gary Bedony in an arm wrestling match. 

Who is Ian Streicher?

500

Friday, April 28, 2006
13 Across
Hanukkah toy endorsed by a hip-hop producer?
9 Letters. 

What is DRDREIDEL?

500

Former White Sox pitcher J.J., not a Yiddish fool. 

Who is Putz? 

500

There once was a good man called Noah
Who was scared of not lion nor boa
He brought two of each breed
Goats, bats, pigeons, and steed,
All members of kingdom -------.  

Who is metazoa? 

500

Lotus. Camel. Bridge.

What is YOGI? 

500

Holy splits! This family member was on the gymnastics team their freshman year of high school. 

Who is Paul Streicher? 

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