"I'm not an entomologist"
Only females of this type of insect will bite humans
What are mosquitos?
Jim's favorite question to ask when he sees a bunch of people standing around
What is "is there a meeting"?
A single shot of this 100-proof sugarcane- based syrup is the main ingredient in a mojito
What is rum?
The date of the next VBDWG meeting
.....so Jim, what is it?
In blueberry, poppyseed, and banana nut varieties, this breakfast item is also a popular pet name
What is Muffins?
Jim was bit by these on his Infirmary Tour
What are midges (probably)?
Jim's optimistic response to the question, "how was your weekend?"
What is "it sucked/I was bored"?
How to order an alcoholic drink without ice or mixers
What is neat?
This chilly substance keeps drinks colder than regular ice
What is dry ice?
This earth-shattering event occurring in the early 2020's was responsible for the upheaval of the Molecular lab (and indirectly the breaking of Maggie's sanity)
What is Purple Squirrel?
The most diverse order of insects
What is Coleoptera (beetles)?
When someone has more money than you, Jim will declare this
What is "They're in a different tax bracket"?
This barrel-aged liquor is legally required to be made with 51% corn and made in the USA
What is bourbon?
How many kinds of the most disgusting things on this earth (they are also arachnids) exist?
What is ~900?
Not your typical therapy animal, this small mammal, a YouTube sensation, who now lives a corporate life on a desk and struck in times of severe frustration
What is the screaming goat?
The most common type of insect
What are ants?
Jim would remark his locker smells like this, a place commonly known to sell sandwiches and cold cuts?
What is a deli?
This clear potato-based spirit is known for its clean taste and universal likeability (unless you're Maggie)
What is vodka?
This 1970's musician, actor, and TV show-host got some much-deserved recognition after starring as Loretta Castorini-Clark alongside Nicolas Cage
Who is Cher?
Shedding a few tears in the office will get you this special treat
What are the desk chocolates?
Butterflies taste with this body part
What are feet?
Jim always follows-up a story about his pups with this statement
What is "Skippy's a good boy"?
Red, black, gold, green, and blue describe the labels found on this expensive scotch
What is Johnny Walker
The Dicrotendipes thanatogratus a species of midge derives its name from this Psychedelic jam band who got their start in 1965.
Who are the Grateful Dead?
This person's hard work, perseverance, and ability to put up with all of our BS over the years deserves a raise and employee of the year award?