In the beginning...
April 3, 1996
JJ's long-standing nickname
Jujums/Jums/Jummies
JJ's all-time favorite band, hands down, no question, it's kinda concerning how obsessed he is
FOB
This Joe was the earth-side father of Jesus
Joseph
Location where the cute couple met
Party @ Kent State University (also acceptable: Kent Read, Kent Write, Kent Remember Last Night)
JJ has this many siblings
4 (1 full blood, 1 half-blood, 2 step... maybe there's more out there???)
RJ (also acceptable: BJ Rechtel, CJ's friend)
The name of JJ's online alter-ego
RossTheeSquirrel (FKA RossBob)
This Joe initially ran for re-election but really should not have
Biden :(
Holi-date that the cute couple started dating
St. Patty's Day (also acceptable: St. Paddyabadabadingdong)
JJ finished ___ at the suburban league tennis tournament in high school
3rd (also acceptable: bronze, if ya ain't first you're last)
JJ's first job
American Eagle
This Joe was the leader of the USSR
Joseph Stalin
Upon arriving in Hawaii, for what turned out to be a proposal trip, McK did this in her mask
Puked (also acceptable: hurled, barfed, vommed)
JJ famously took the fall when big brother pushed what body part into the corner of a wall at their house
Head (also acceptable: dome, noggin, shnoggin, forehead (but not foreskin))
The number of girlfriends JJ had in high school
4 :O (which is 4 more than his brother)
Besides tennis, JJ participated in this sport in his adolescent years
Cross Country
This Joe sings with his bros
Joe Jonas
The cute couple plan to honeymoon in this tropical destination
Tahiti
JJ almost got hit in the eye with this psuedo-weapon. DAILY DOUBLE: the person who nearly caused this catastrophic accident
Paintball gun
DAILY DOUBLE: Chris (Jarrett)
This Joe had the nickname "Broadway Joe" and played for a NY-based sports team
Joe Namath
JJ had the engagement ring for this many years before proposing
3 whole years (more like 3.5 TBH)