Quotes and One Liners
"My friends and I literally saw our "foster mom" get murdered right in front of us. I don't think anything is going to top that."
Foxtrot (Backwards House)
Lord X (2nd time)
Turned to dust by JLR's Epithet.
Life Breathing: Tenth Form
Queen's Rebirth.
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need is the ________
The _______
Ace of Spades
Ace of Spades by Motörhead
Possibly the most well-known Johntech inventions, it allows communications, storage, and even a companion if you allow it.
Armpad
The most well known alteration to everyone. Well, everyone but the World Government knows, but it involves JLR taking the execution blow for this legendary pirate.
Gol D. Roger
"That was the old me. A weaker me with a lot more to protect. Those are memories far gone, but my opinion on your dad remains the same. Down with the Eggman Empire."
JLR
JLR.exe
Dismembered by JLR's Ragebound Scar
Life Breathing: Second Form
Izanagi.
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to ___________
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
make you cry
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
A gene that has been considered an invention for a while, but in reality, it is just that. A gene, a life saving one in fact.
W-36-SN gene.
Here's an alteration that did affect the World Government, where Stella kicked the head off of this Admiral during the Paramount War.
Sakazuki (Akainu)
"It was... strange, but we got used to it. Rather, I did."
Reala
King (Owl House)
Special Beam Cannon by Stella
Life Breathing: Seventh Form
Amaterasu.
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby
________________
You're gonna die
Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and Roses
A staple in military prowess, this variant of the standard 5.56 has seen a massive surge in usage, especially with all of these Logias running around.
5.56 Hydrocity.
An alteration that exists due to JLR existing, turns this ladies man into a no holds barred misogynist.
Vinsmoke Sanji
"Yes. Tales of absolute destruction and mercilessness. Rage capable of razing entire universes to ash. Might unforeseen by any known divinity."
Missy Mouse (Backwards House).
Exactly 1,500 alternate timeline versions of Jinbe.
Shot on the front lawn by the house's turret system.
Life Breathing: Fifth Form
Nemestrinus.
Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a __________________
Bad Case of Lovin You as sung by Robert Palmer
A vice that both JLR and Stella do not use irl, this invention was somehow made without poisoning people. Take notes Bud Light. Take notes.
Johntech Centennial Alcohol Collection
JLR's initial presence in Nightopia was due to the invoking of this scrapped yet present benevolent entity by NiGHTS himself. I'm going by the pronouns in game. Don't blame me, blame SEGA.
The Great Mother
"We are the Crystal Gems
We'll always save the day
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way
That's why the people of this world
Believe in Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl
And Steven!"
Titanite and Stella
Gwenivar
Last Rites by JLR's Kingrave
Life Breathing: Ninth Form
Konohanasakuya-hime.
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ash in dark divine
Descending misery, destiny chasing time
Disappear into the night
Lost shadows left behind
Obsession's pulling me
Fading, I've _________________
come to take what's mine
Bury the Light by Capcom Sound Team
Similar to another universe's power granting object, Johntech made one of their own. Just make sure you don't get one that breaks your bones.
Quirk Arrow
Lyoko was an interesting run, especially since an alteration caused this man to nearly be a Lyoko Warrior trained by JLR himself. Nearly. Rage Incarnate was too much for his body to handle.
Jim Morales