Halloween
What is Dad's Halloween tradition?
He hides in the bushes and soaks teenagers with a trash can of water.
Why was the narrator excited for the haunted house?
His brother Rodrick told him about it, and he'd waited three years to go.
What was the scariest part of the haunted house?
Chainsaw Alley, with a man holding a real (or seemingly real) chainsaw.
How did their visit in the haunted house end?
Mom made the chainsaw guy show them the exit to escape.
What two things is the narrator "too old" for?
Trick-or-treating and being scared at the haunted house