WHAT'S YOUR SUPER BOWL RECORD?
PENALTIES
THE TEAM'S FORMER NAME
STADIUMS
FREE AGENCY FOLLIES
BUSTS
400
6-5, thanks to one guy in particular
What are Patriots?
400
Any offensive player but the center moving after getting set - 5 yards
What is a false start?
400
The Houston Oilers
What are the Tennessee Titans?
400
Arrowhead Stadium, recently renamed GEHA, is the fitting home for this tribe
What are the Chiefs?
400
Considered to be one of the worst free agent signings ever, the Redskins gave him $100M to lie on the grass and watch Mike Vick run around in 2009
What is Albert Haynesworth?
400
This man, former Raiders coach, colour commentator, and video game eponym, was inducted in 2006 
Who is John Madden?
800
6-2, but they haven't been there since 2011
Who are the Steelers?
800
Comes in offensive and defensive varieties - 10 yards for the former, spot foul for the latter
What is pass interference?
800
The New York Titans
What are the New York Jets?
800
Acrisure, formerly Heinz Field, for this Northeastern team
Who are the Steelers?
800
He famously retired at halftime of Week 2 in 2018 ; Lesean McCoy and Tre White released a viral video discussing it after the fact
What is Vontae Davis?
800
He lost four Super Bowls for Denver in the 1980's before ending his career his back to back victories 
Who is John Elway?
1200
5-3 ; one of the NFC teams to fit the bill
Who are the 49ers and Cowboys?
1200
Comes in offensive and defensive varieties - 10 yards for the former, 5 yards for the latter
What is holding?
1200
The Dallas Texans
What are the Kansas City Chiefs?
1200
Metlife Stadium in East Rutherford - these two teams
What are the Jets and Giants?
1200
The Seattle Seahawks gave him a huge contract to ostensibly start at QB in 2012 ; a rookie won the job over him
What is Matt Flynn?
1200
To date, this enigmatic wide receiver is the only player in NFL history who did not attend his own induction in his lifetime 
Who is Terrell Owens?
1600
2-0 ; either one of these two teams
Who are the Bucs and Ravens?
1600
This used to have a 5-yard variant for being incidental ; now it's a 15 yard penalty and personal foul
What is facemask?
1600
The Decatur Staleys
What are the Bears?
1600
Mercedes-Benz stadium, home of the Peach Bowl
Who are the Falcons?
1600
This safety found himself at the center of memes in 2020 when he blocked for opposing player Derrick Henry in the Divisional Round
What is Earl Thomas?
1600
This Miami Dolphins linebacker was inducted in 2023, after 10 years of eligibility and four years of being a finalist 
What is Zach Thomas?
2000
0-3 ; Twice in the 80s and once more recently
What are the Bengals?
2000
After Terrell Owens broke his leg from one in 2004, this animalistic penalty was added to the game as a 15 yard personal foul
What is horse collar?
2000
The Portsmouth Spartans
What are the Detroit Lions?
2000
Everbank Stadium, formerly Alltel
What is Jaguars?
2000
In 2016 he signed a four year, 72 million dollar contract with Houston ; they ended up paying another teams in draft picks to take him away
Who is Brock Osweiler?
2000
This former UDFA and Minnesota star DT was inducted in 2010 
Who is John Randle?