Joan By the Numbers
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How many of Joan's white business shirts were lost in the Great Dry Cleaning Caper of '87,
John's rather large engine
What did Joan comment on his big Johnson.
The back of the van.
Where did Ian place his cello for Joan to run over.
Kill Beavers
What did Mearle think Joan's neighbor did for a hobby.
Joan's favorite concert of all time.
The Red Hot Chili Pipers
2
How many times more home removations does Joan have going on than the rest of us.
Commonly know phrase regarding Paul and his sibling around Ticonderoga.
"Watch out for those Chace boys"
Joan's new Kattskill Bay BFFs
Ray and Jessie, who will be over soon with the midnight buffet.
The scandalous signage posted at that racy Brewster General Store that Joan took the ladies to.
Have your Woody serviced here. No appointment necessary.
The reason Joey Garlic's filed for bankrupcy.
Joan hasn't been around to buy the chicken wings.
0
How many times does Joan IMMEDIATELY respond to our texts.
Joan's nickname when John met her for the first time at a school function.
The Picture Lady.
Crimson VA-VA-VA Voom!
The lipstick color Taylor Swift is begging Joan to tell her the name of.
This is the question Joan asks whenever she comes to visit any of our houses.
"Do you have any chocolate? Even chocolate chips will do the trick!"
Joan had this NYC Beauty Store on speed dial, and they welcomed our group with open arms.
Henri Bendel
1
The number of men, out of 4, who had life preservers in the Donzi.
The name of the pickle company Joan is thinking of founding.
The Big Dill
The most fun, happiest, bestest friend who this group loves SO much!
Our girl, Joan!