The fast food restaurant that Joanna scraped her car against when leaving the drive-thru of
What is McDonalds?
The high school uniform Joanna used as her Halloween costume in 2019
What is her cheerleading costume?
Joanna's most beloved condiment
What is ranch?
Joanna used to be able to drive from Aptos to Gilroy WHILE smoking a fat one of these
What is a joint?
The jewelry loving recluse that stalks Frodo and Sam, and also the same creature Joanna can impersonate
Who is Smeagol/Gollum?
The bar in which Joanna danced on a table in a Medusa costume and got into a verbal altercation with an employee wearing a raccoon hat.
What is Splash?
The animal Joanna dressed up as for Fur Con
What is a cat?
Joanna's favorite restaurant in high school (home of the Four Cheese Pasta and Strawberry Lemonade)
What is The Cheesecake Factory?
The alcohol that Joanna drank in front of a group of people in Spain with no expression
What is absinthe?
Joanna's Hogwarts House
What is Slytherin?
The nautical meat Joanna ate in Spain unknowingly, but found delightful.
What is Manta Ray?
The member of Teen Titans Joanna dressed up as for Halloween many years ago
Who is Raven?
The cinematic snack that Joanna can eat in 3.5 seconds. It's even better when you add a nutty little chocolate friend...
What is popcorn with peanut m&ms?
Joanna's aquatic high school job
What is life guarding?
The results of Joanna's "Are You a Fairy or a Dragon?" test
What is a fairy?
The sport Joanna was engaging in when she hit a random lady in the face with her equipment while zooming by at alarming speed
What is skiing?
The other masked identity engaging in a romantic kiss with Joanna in a Halloween store
Who is Cora?
The worst culinary crime one can commit to Joanna
What is eat her leftovers?
The karate belt level that Joanna reached as a child
What is Brown One?
The spectral men that visit Joanna every now and then (we love you!)
Who are The Shushing Man and The Bead Man?
The imaginary accessories that Joanna told hotel security a man that hit on her was wearing when being questioned at a Brony convention
What is a monocle and top hat?
The all-American mobile meat and carb snack that Joanna wore for her Halloween costume in the Fall of 2016
What is a hot dog?
Four scoops of this to milk makes a happy little Joanna
What is Ovaltine?
The amount of money Joanna sneakily made a man in Downtown San Jose withdraw from the ATM
What is $200?
Joanna's Patronus
What is an Otter?