Job or Nah?
You fold clothes, get paid $11/hour, and get yelled at over coupons.
What is a job?
You show up to class AND wear pants.
What is being a functioning adult?
You said “I wanna be a nurse” louder than your GPA.
What is ambition?
Your first paycheck = gas, snacks, and vibes.
What is being 19 and broke?
This pop star used to work at Red Lobster and flicked off customers.
🦞 Who is Nicki Minaj?
You deliver pizza and lowkey judge people's toppings.
What is a job (with personality)?
You say “per my last email” and you’re only 18.
What is professional communication (petty edition)?
You’re planning your 5-year goal… but also forgot your password.
What is trying your best?
You chose ramen over rent.
What is budgeting?
Before ruling Wakanda, this king worked at a smoothie shop.
🍌 Who is Chadwick Boseman?
You work at a clinic while studying for nursing school.
What is a career move disguised as a job?
You can hold in rage at rude customers.
What is emotional control?
You applied for a scholarship and TikToked about it.
What is multitasking for Gen Z?
Your job pays $12/hour but steals your soul.
😵 What is not worth it?
This queen of makeup used to work at a funeral home.
💄 Who is Rihanna?
You wake up, dread your shift, and wonder where your life went.
😩 What is a trap?
You do homework, work, AND remember to eat.
What is time management?
You keep switching majors like it’s Netflix.
What is soul searching (and panic)?
You found a job that teaches AND pays.
🤑 What is a win-win?
This dude flipped burgers before dropping “Yeah!”
🍔 Who is Usher?
You’re working toward something big… but currently wear a visor.
What is the beginning of a career journey?
You solved a group project with zero violence.
What is teamwork, baby!
You’re the first in your family to go to college.
What is BOSS energy?
You’re working for the check and the glow-up.
What is career prep in disguise?
He was broke, hungry, and sleeping on a mattress... before building Amazon.
📦 Who is Bald and Rich (a.k.a. Jeff Bezos)?