Beans & Blends
Recipes for Success
Joe-setta Stone
Joe-menclature
So Sick, Bro
Pot-Pourri
100

The primary components of our House Blend are Sumatran, Ethiopian Yirgacheffe, and this South American staple bean. 

What is Colombian?

100

Trade out the bacon in a Pile Driver for this wondrous Trenton-originated meat product and  you end up with a Jersey Driver.

What is pork roll?

100

A large latte with an extra shot. 

What is a triple double latte?

100

Always say this word to announce your presence to a worldling who is facing away from you. 

What is behind?

100

If you touch your face, your next stop will be to do this. 

What is wash your hands?

100

It's the grind setting we use to brew joe or for customers grinding for standard coffee makers. 

What is auto-drip?

200

The beans in this smooth blend can be recited as Papa-Sumo-Guat. Useful info in the current month. 

What is Love Blend?

200

The only ingredient not listed in the name of the Ginger Honey Lemon Tonic...except water.

What is cranberry?

200

A chai with just a little milk is said to be this. 

What is extra spicy?

200

You'll probably be out of luck if you try to order this after 10am at Nassau or noon at Witherspoon. 

What is COD?

200

A fresh bar towel isn't so fresh if it hasn't been sitting in this. 

What is clean, bleachy water?

200

We use this setting to grind for French Press. 

What is electric perc?

300

I met her in a café down in North Princeton where they cold brew this coffee and they make it taste like a NOLA. N-O-L-A, NOLA.

What is Crispy Hippie?

300

It puts the "infierno" in Vegetal Infierno. 

What is Raisin Hell?

300

A double shot in a demitasse or a 4oz to-go cup.

What is a 2-in-1?

300

Make sure this is clean and well-wrung out before handing it over to the coffee maker. 

What is a freshie?

300

To prevent nasty burnt-on build-up, make sure you're doing this between beverages. 

What is wiping steam wands?

300

You don't have to be Sir Isaac Newton to know that this force is what enables extraction when brewing drip or pour over coffee. 

What is gravity?

400

We don't sell light roast coffee, but the brightness of this bean in the Grumpy Monkey Blend may appeal to a customer in search of one. 

What is Tanzanian Peaberry?

400

Coffee isn't the only roasted ingredient in the Nola. There's also this. 

What is chicory root?

400

This large beverage with two added shots shares its name with basketball terminology. Try not to dribble. 

What is a Double-Double?

400

The cardinal rule of inventory rotation. 

What is FIFO?

400

It's a health code violation to store these above food or food-contact surfaces. 

What are cleaning supplies?

400

You can make espresso style coffee or filter strength coffee with this very portable brewing device. 

What is Aeropress?

500

It's the chemical-free method used to decaffeinate our coffee.

What is Swiss Water Process?

500

What makes the Mexican hot chocolate "Mexican"? Well, it's a spice blend consisting of cinnamon and these two peppers. 

What are cayenne and ancho?

500

A small cappuccino in a red cup that's extra hot, has caramel syrup, oat milk, is half decaf...oh, and let's throw in an extra shot and some whipped cream. 

What is a half and half oat extra hot caramel forte with whip?

500

It's the word we use to slyly alert the busser to the proverbial clean-up in aisle 4.

What is code?

500

The Hobart is a dish sanitizer (not a dish washer) and this is what it uses to sanitize. 

What is high temperature?

500

She's the inventor of the paper coffee filter, not the Mercedes.

Who is Melitta Bentz?

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