Games Described Poorly
Beloved protagonists meet for the first time and brutalize each other for no discernable reason.
Super Smash Brothers
This Shakespearean tragedy starring The Golden Arches signature menu item.
BigMacbeth
Bigfoot, Mothman, Wendigo
Wendigo
Where was Jesus Christ born?
Nazareth
Nirvana
Nevermind
A convicted felon takes a little girl on a very dangerous hike.
The Walking Dead
This multi-talented artist is a 13 time Grammy winner, and one of the most famous abstract impressionist painters.
Michael Jackson Pollock
Psycho, Mad Moxxie, or Handsome Jack
Handsome Jack
How many brothers did Joseph have?
11
Radio Head
The Bends
A pair of bickering siblings teach six annoying tourists how to reconnect with nature.
Far Cry 3
This ancient Greek general led one of the greatest conquests in history, and went on to open a the greatest circus of all time 20 centuries later.
Alexander The Greatest Showman
Beast Boy, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Poison Ivy
Green Lantern
What is the first book of the New Testament?
Matthew
Amy Winehouse
Back to Black
Young Tim Burton's morning commute gets dicey.
Limbo
This Gen 4 starter is the new mascot for EA's free to play hero shooter.
InferApex Legends
Blanka, Ken, Chun-Li, Cami, and Guille
Ken
Adam and Eve had three sons. Cain, Able, and ___
Seth
ATLiens
Yet another earth-based life form develops weapons and starts an awful civil war.
Worms
Jane and Michael Banks sadly succumbed to illness after a series of magical adventures with their highly infectious nanny.
Typhoid Mary Poppins
Loser Fruit, Kai Cenat, TFue, Ninja, LazarBeam?
TFue
Name 3 of the 10 plagues God sent through Egypt?
Metallica
Ride the Lightning