Young Joseph
As a child, Joey had this type of pet reptile
Tortoise
What aquatic sport did Joey play in High School?
Rowing
Is Joey an Apple Music or Spotify member?
Apple Music (Bonus Question for 100 more points): Who was Joey's top artist on his only Spotify Wrapped ever?
T or F: Micayla has a gluten allergy
False! She has a dairy allergy. (Not lactose intolerance, lactose intolerance is a lie)
Where did Joey and Macayla go on their first date?
Graeters and Northam Park (Only answering Graeters is correct)
What geological feature affectionately referred to a woman Joey once asked out? (Geological feature only)
Mountain
How many power hours has Joey participated in? (Not including this weekend)
What NBA player does Joey believe he looks like?
Nikola Jokić
What is Joey's favorite saying about women during the winter months?
Hoes don't get cold
Joey came to know the Lord more recently than Maycayla, as a result, Joey refers to her as his Spiritual "What"?
Cougar
What was Joey's capstone project in high school?
Building a lightsaber
What 2025 movie was Joey initially out on, but has since become his most rewatched movie of the year?
Friendship (w/ Tim Robinson)
What artist did Joey try to see in concert twice before cancelling both of their shows?
Justin Timberlake
Prior to Tyler removing the link to "Joey Time", what 3 items could you reserve?
Baby Oil, A Whip, The Hot tub
Joey is a big fan of this type of muffin that Jenny Core makes?
Banana Chocolate Chip (If you say Banana we'll give it to you, but if you say only chocolate chip, the answer is wrong)
As a child, what illness did Joey spread to guest at his birthday dinner as a result of him blowing out his candles?
Norovirus (Stomach Bug)
Outside of Young Life, what other two clubs did Joey participate in at OSU?
Boxing Club and BYX (Christian Frat)
From his favorite Key&Peele skit, Joey successfully got this phrase to catch on at Capernaum Camp: I'll _____ what _____ ______
I'll have what I'm having
According to GoogleAI (and Joey) What percentage of open marriages succeed? (Within +/- 3%)
8%
On what number date did Joey put his arm around Macayla for the first time?
4
While playing youth baseball, what activity caused Joey to vomit?
Belching Contest (Soda provided by Bill Stauffer)
What is Joey's favorite Taylor Swift album?
We weren't sure, ask Joey
Joey's highest rated untappd beer comes from which Columbus Brewery?
Hofbrauhaus
The name "Upper" in Upper Arlington comes from its being located north of a neighborhood originally called "Arlington" (now a different name). What is now the name of that neighboring area?
Marble Cliff
Joey doesn't like it when Macayla describes this particular food as "squidgy"
Chicken