Childhood
Number of siblings Joe grew up with
1
The number of siblings Joe has
3
Joe's wedding day
May 29, 2021
Joe's favorite NFL football team
Green Bay Packers
The texture of Joe's fully grown hair
Curly
The frozen dinner Joe stole from Walmart at age 16
Lasagna
The age of Joe's parents
47
The year Joe moved to Minnesota
2015
Joe claims this is the best TV show in existence currently
The Bear
The age Joe realized he was balding
20
Joe's childhood celebrity crush
Keira Knightly
Name of Joe's biological father (also Joe's middle name)
Fabio
Joe moved to this country in Africa for his overseas internship
Kenya
The glamorous award show Joe prioritizes watching every spring
The Oscars
The famous person Joe resembles with his hair grown out
Dr. Phil
Denomination of the church Joe grew up in
Baptist
The number of nieces Joe has
Technically 2
Month and year Joe met Danielle, Connor, Brianna & Erik
September 2022
Joe's favorite comedy podcast
The Spitballers
The object that felt completely different once Joe shaved his head
The pillow
Joe worked at this store for 5 years of his adolescence
Walgreens
The ages of Joe's 2 younger brothers
13 & 16
The date Joe became a dad
March 1, 2024
Joe keeps his Facebook friends under this amount at all times
100
B.B.C.
(Bald by Choice)