This is Joe's favorite quote, spoken by a bald priest before he stabs someone in The Expendables 2.
What is "I now pronounce you... man and knife."?
This sorcerer is Joe's favorite superhero, known for his fascination with tuna melts and using time to skimp out on buying apples.
Who is Doctor Strange?
This is Joe's favorite Avenger, played by Lou Ferrigno in the 80's.
Who is The Hulk?
This white rapper got famous for living in a Mansion, and Joe found him in 2014 before he got famous.
Who is NF?
When watching sports games, this food is Joe's favorite snack. It is usually sprinkled with salt and dipped in nacho cheese.
What are hot pretzels?
Joe's favorite horror flick, wherein William Wallace and the Joker kill aliens with H2O.
What is Signs?
This is Joe's favorite Disney movie, wherein Eddie Murphy most definitely does not play a lizard.
What is Mulan?
This is Joe's favorite book of the Bible, with a focus on faith, as well as containing Joe's favorite Bible verse.
What is Hebrews?
This is Joe's favorite band, whose name is derived from having an anxiety attack at a 60's music event.
What is Panic! At The Disco?
This is Joe's favorite dessert, containing berries poured over a New York-style dessert.
What is blueberry cheesecake?
This gay, homeless, and AIDS-stricken comedian is both New In Town and the star of Joe's three favorite stand-up specials.
Who is John Mulaney?
This is Joe's favorite television show, wherein Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segel have slap bets, and Josh Radnor steals blue instruments.
What is How I Met Your Mother?
This book series stars Jack and Annie, two teens whose adventures led to interactions with Merlin, Morrigan Le Fay, and even King Arthur Pendragon of Camelot,
What is The Magic Tree House?
This man has been Joe's favorite rapper for as long as he can remember. He doesn't feel like he needs to give you any more hints. You should know this.
Who is Eminem?
This is Joe's favorite topping on pizza.
What is pineapple?
This Office character is Joe's favorite, being well-known for believing in "driving fast and leaving a sexy corpse."
Who is Stanley Hudson?
This scent by Kenneth Cole that features a mix of vanilla, amber, and sandalwood is Joe's favorite cologne.
What is Black?
Joe used to have a first edition copy of this superhero's first issue, who is also the star of his favorite video game.
Who is Spider-Man?
This metal band from Chicago introduced Joe to metal music, with hits such as Numb, Crawling, and In The End.
Who is Linkin Park?
This layered pasta dish is Joe's guilty pleasure food.
What is lasagna?
This is Joe's favorite Quentin Tarantino movie, starring Christoph Waltz, Jaime Foxx, and Leonardo DiCaprio.
What is Django Unchained?
This roller coaster with orange, red, yellow, and blue cars was the second B+M Hypercoaster to open in the United States, and is currently found at Six Flags: Great America. It is Joe's favorite roller coaster, and shares its name with a boxing film that stars Robert De Niro.
What is Raging Bull?
Growing up, this book was Joe's favorite. It is the tale of Asta's Son, Bear, and a religious image made of graphite.
What is Crispin and the Cross of Lead?
These four lines are from Joe's favorite hymn:
"I hear the Savior say,
Thy strength indeed is small
Child of weakness, watch and pray,
Find in me thine all in all."
What is "Jesus Paid It All"?
This BLAST from Taco Bell's past is Joe's favorite soda.
What is Mountain Dew: Baja Blast?