Dad Basics 101
The average number of diapers, a newborn goes through in a single day
What is 10 diapers?
The color normally attributed to baby boys
What is blue?
A machine that you pay a lot of money for but sounds like a vacuum cleaner.
What is a white noise machine?
This item should always be within an arms reach during a diaper change
What are wipes?
this is why dads bring a ladder to the bar
What is because drinks are on the house?
This is the safest sleeping position for a baby.
What is, on its back?
This children’s book character has a friend who wears a yellow hat
Who is Curious George?
A socially acceptable backpack for Dads
What is a diaper bag?
This is the main cause of diaper rash
What is moisture?
This is what you call cheese that is not yours
what is nacho cheese?
Something you should never heat in the microwave for a baby.
What is a baby’s bottle?
This animal appears in the nursery rhyme rock-a-bye baby
What is a bird?
This items claims to sooth babies but confuses parents.
What is a swaddle?
This type of clothing helps prevent night time leaks.
What is a footed sleeper?
This is why skeletons don't fight each other.
What is because they don't have the guts?
The name of the soft spot on a baby head.
What is the Fontenelle?
This fictional boy lived in a cupboard under the stairs
Who is Harry Potter?
This item takes longer to install than most Ikea furniture.
What is a car seat?
A common term for a very messy diaper often where it’s contents have spilled out.
What is a blowout?
This is what you call a fake noodle
What is an impasta?
The typical length of the newborn stage.
What is eight weeks?
This animal is traditionally said to deliver babies
What is a stork?
This item is tiny, terrifying, and is used on a babies fingers.
What is a baby nail clipper?
The number of diapers that should be utilized when changing a baby boy.
What is two
This is why the scarecrow won an award
What is because he was outstanding in his field?