Turtles, Rabbits and Birds, Oh My!
It frustrates Joe when these large birds eat all the birdseed and drive these smaller birds away
What are crows and chickadees
This is the name one of the tai chi exercises Joe does daily
What is donyus, toryus and / or wave hands
The name of Joe’s current acupuncturist
What is Lucy
This Biblical story is a favourite of Joe’s and is often quoted by him
What is Pharaoh’s dream of the 7 fat cows and the 7 thin cows
Two recipients of Joe’s surplus crops
Who are Arla & Marty, Nora & Link, and Daniel & Seema
One of Joe’s two favourite methods of rabbit control
What are: water gun and relocation
This device was begrudgingly purchased by Jody after years of hemming and hawing
What is a Kobo (not to be confused with a Kobi)
Of the following treatments, the one Joe has NOT tried: Physiotherapy, massage, osteopathy.
What is osteopathy
The approximate number of years ago Joe decided he was Sephardic on Pesach
What is 10 years ago (+/- 3 years)
The most impressive or record-breaking crop Joe has ever grown
What are Atlantic Giant Pumpkins
Which of the following turtle figurines does Joe NOT have: 1. a turtle puzzle 2. a bobble-head turtle 3. a turtle key chain. 4. a turtle family
What is #3 a turtle key chain
This is Joe’s birthday dessert of choice... Yuck!!
What is raisin pie
Joe uses this type of pillow to help with sleep
The flattest one possible
One of two school subjects that Joe helps his granddaughter the most with
What is Talmud and / or Chumash
The volunteer job Joe did for several years with Garden Manitoba
What is organizing garden tours in private residences across the city
The approximate cost of the turtle stamp that Joe covets but can’t bring himself to buy: 1. $100 2. $200 3. $300 or 4. $500
What is #3 - $300
The age (+/- 3 years) Joe became a vegetarian
What is 20 years old when living in Toronto
This type of medication can be injected into the nerve endings in order to relieve pain. It did not work for Joe.
What are cortisone steroid injections
One similarity between Yosef of the Bible and Joe
What is: they both have brothers, they both wear robes, they both interpret dreams
The names of two garden centres Joe typically frequents
What are Shelmerdine, Sage Garden and Jensens
The names of two famous rabbits
What are: Bugs Bunny, Peter Rabbit, The White Hare, The Energizer Bunny, The Velveteen Rabbit, The Easter Bunny, Thumper, Roger Rabbit
Joe was this age when he started wearing glasses and this age when he stopped wearing them (all the time)
What is 12 and 69
Although his son swears by this method, Joe would never try this technique
What is have Ella walk on his back!!
In order to receive the birthright from Joe, you would have to prepare him this breakfast meal (not lentil stew)
What is cheese and toast with jam
Name a type of crop for each letter of Joseph’s name
J - Japanese eggplant/ Jerusalem artichoke, O - onion/ okra/ olives, S - squash/ strawberries/ sweet potatoes/ spinach, E - eggplant/ endive, P - potatoes/ peas/ peppers/ parsley , H - hot peppers/ hearts of palm