Balls
This athlete, whose name has become a sexual orientation, is John’s favorite.
Who is BronBron?
This company hired John as an intern in the summer of 2022.
What is Honda?
Wrote The Ballad of John and Yoko.
Who is John Lennon?
42 Mountainview Street is John’s address on his fake ID which is from this state.
What is Vermont?
Ridgemont High’s rival highschool.
What is Lincoln?
This basketball team is John’s second favorite in the NBA.
What is the Charlotte Hornets?
This royal-sounding movie theater chain was John’s first job.
What is Regal Cinemas?
Composed the majority of music in the Star Wars franchise.
Who is John Williams?
This was the second state that John lived in.
What is California?
John’s “favorite” Christmas movie.
What is Elf?
In his senior year of highschool, John played this offensive position in football.
What is tight end?
John’s current résumé is based on the this persons résumé.
Who is Hunter Galloway
A Catholic Saint who liked to hang out in a river.
Who is John the Baptist?
Despite living nearby this state for a while, John never stepped foot in it until spring break last year.
What is Tennessee?
John’s go-to sauces at chick-fil-a, MUST GIVE BOTH.
What are Buffalo and barbecue?
John tried this sport once in 7th grade and then never played it again.
What is Lacrosse?
John currently holds this “executive” position in the Ohio State Chapter of the American Welding Society.
What is Vice President?
A highwayman who likes singing in jails.
Who is Johnny Cash?
When John was the furthest north he has ever been in his life, he was in this state.
What is Michigan?
John’s bus that he takes to west campus
What is the Campus Connector?
John always wanted one of these “magic gravity” balls, as seen on tv.
What is Fushigi?
This mountain dew flavor available only at Which Wich Superior Sandwiches was introduced during John’s tenure as shift lead.
What is Mountain Dew Vibe?
A British-Australian who starred in Grease.
Who is Olivia Newton-John?
John’s REAL favorite beer is primarily brewed in this state.
What is Hawaii?
John’s usual curl sandwich order.
What is the Italian-OH?