Sports
This activity is similar to trying to push a car by yourself in Camaïssette
S'étirer
He didn't direct "Metropolis" and never ran for president of France, especially not in 2007
Jack Lang
This dog is missing in action
Mia
A bogus rugby brand name, and a Kevin Costner/Shoeless Joe Jackson 1989 drama
Ruckfield of Dreams
This James Bond adventure was "Opération Tonnerre" in French. A literal translation would have been...
"Boule de tonnerre"
Il n'éconduisait personne
Nigel Mansell
The Pope and Mitterrand were supposed to die in this month of this year. Mitterrand was 2 months late ; the Pope, 113
November 1995
Frank's evil brother
Amos Booth
A typically American restaurant, and a shawarma
Diner Kebab
Before "breaking bad", you should probably follow this legal advice
"Mieux vaut appeler Saul"
Jason could have been the quarterback of this Aixois team
Les Argonautes
This wife of a three-time presidential candidate was supposed to run in 2000
Elizabeth Dole
"Il n'est pas d'ici", since he only got to Aix when he was six months old
Philippe Sevin
A 14th century king of Scotland, and an Asbury Park legend
Robert the Bruce Springsteen
Metaphorically, this Miles Teller vehicle would be "Coup du lapin". But literally...
"Coup de fouet"
This OM player scored the only goal in the 1993 Ligue des Champions final ; it's not Jean-Pierre Papin, he was on the losing team
Basile Boli
This much awaited piece of writing was gonna be worst than anyone could imagine - pee and all ; it's already forgotten
The Mueller Report
If he were a plumber, this person's brother would be Luigi. Instead, he's a cleaning person
Mario
A recently deceased French wine négociant, and Samwise Gamgee's dayjob in French
Georges Duboeuf jardinier
Edouard Philippe's hometown features in the imaginary French title of this 1941-set Michael Bay extravaganza
"Le havre aux perles"
Between the time of Racing Club de France and Racing 92, there were fourteen years of...
Racing Métro 92
This Girondins de Bordeaux défenseur is probably bitter you accurately predicted something for once: France's 2018 World Cup victory
Laurent Koscielny
This éguillien got his foot ripped off. Thankfully for Agnès, it got stitched back
Rémy Gicquel
Almost anagram-named rugby fan you had to sit with, and a late 90s South London electronic music
Kako Dubstep
"Deux Flics à Miami" was the French title of the TV show. But the movie would be more aptly named...
"Miami, brigade des mœurs"