Bodily Reactions
Aunt Rose thought she was clever making this rocket ship, until John vomited it all over her living room
What is a cake?
John liked to leave these items in the panty empty once their contents were finished
What are Granola Bar boxes ? / Boxes ?
For whatever reason, John enjoyed putting this cleaning product in his mouth
What are hand wipes ? / wipes?
Although not at the same time, every member of this bachelor party has been to this Park in California
Plainfield Race John and Dan completed - and have the shirts!
What is fast cat?
John threw up after having too much ice cream at this restaurant chain in Freeport, IL (HINT: Grandpa would say, "well, they aren't making any money today!)
What is Golden Corral?
Removing labels from these items helped add disorder to the pantry
What are canned food? / cans?
Mom once closed the Windstar windows to John's surprise, as he liked to place this part of his body in the small opening
According to Eileen, John's favorite Park
What is Teton?
John drew eyes on these and placed on the back of Mom's head
What are post-it notes?
Young men on a lean mass diet might need to pack on calories by dehydrating jerky, or with this dessert (while watching syndicated Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
What is ice cream?
This mall fashion store helped supply John and Dan with identical T-shirts one day in high school
What is American Eagle?
Mom could be heard angrily tapping on the kitchen window when she saw John doing this under the yellow swing set slide
What is peeing?
Dad's first National Park
John's alter ego growing up, from whom we'd hear riveting adventures in a first-person narrative
Who is Junebug?
This elementary school teacher emailed Mom that John was being disruptive by passing gas
Who is Mrs. Dattomo ?
John's construction summer job manager - yes, he fell of a ladder, too
Who is Finstrom? / Matt Finstrom?
Sometimes shy, John hid under his playskool workbench when this beloved relative arrived for his birthday party
Who is Uncle Larry Luchene?
Zion National Park's large campground, where medical students got together for a kick-off weekend
What is Watchman?
John responded "of course not!" when his confirmation religious education program administrator quizzed him about this Catholic belief
What is the transubstantiation? / Eucharist?
Grandma Molitor's eyes widened when Dad mentioned to her that he once had a terrible diarrhoeal bout of this bacteria
What is Campylobacter Jejuni?
John puzzled Dad with a shopping list request for these items, which ostensibly were needed for a science project
What are Mousetraps ?
Legend has it that John tumbled down the basement stairs in his stroller (which he loved to move himself as a toddler) and cushioned his head from injury with one of these
What is a cardboard/toy brick?
A chipmunk made a home on John's leg at this Rocky Mountain hiking destination after The Loch
What is Sky Pond?
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges, a Latin Phrase, which titled an episode of this show
What is Star Trek Deep Space Nine?