The Archives
Upon first-time Zyning, Joi primarily used this flavor, which she now thinks tastes similar to beef
What is Wintergreen?
Sporting it routinely since 2022, Joi claims this nail color is "peak Joi vibes"
What is red?
Moving in together before the wedding?! Not quite; Braden and Joi are keeping this noun until next June
What is a secret?
Triple T they call him...
Who is Tung Tung Tung Suhar?
You might here this come from Joi is she's minor inconvenienced at work: "Ah ___!"
What is Eff?
Hanging on Joi's bedroom wall at age 11 was a poster prompting this Justin Bieber album
What is Purpose?
Bath and Body Works created Joi's go-to winter candle with this scent
What is Marshmallow Fireside?
For some it's fingernails on a chalkboard; for Joi, it's this that really grinds her gears
What is the sound of chewing?
Symptoms of Joi's 2024 brainrot included the quote "Back to the villa you lot!" stemming from this season of Love Island USA
What is 6?
One of Joi's top streamed songs by Taylor Swift in 2025; this song was joked to be about Gypsy Rose Blanchard as she was released from prison when this song came out: Fresh Out the _______
What is Slammer?
While many people experimented with sourdough starter in 2020, Joi experimented with this hair color
What is purple?
Joi's coffee order sounds less like a drink and more like a family reunion
What is a Sister Sister?
This is Joi's most red flag thing
What is nothing? She is green all day.
With the start of a beautiful relationship came the ugly battle of the TikTok Wars between Joi and this person (Joi won)
Who is Jessica?
A common name Joi calls her cat, Ivy; two words: Ivy ____ ____
What is Meow Meow?
Long before it became a staple on Joi's playlist, "Brooklyn Baby" introduced her to Lana Del Rey; it comes from this album
A staple in Joi's collection, Sweet Tooth is a fragrance created by this pop artist
Who is Sabrina Carpenter?
A country Joi was weirdly obsessed with for a time; oui oui!
What is Canada?
Joi famously quotes this: "Guess who's jealous of Adele? ... Beyonce!" stated by this talk show host
Who is Wendy Williams?
What is zyning?
Young Joi owned a ladybug version of this popular toy that was part pillow, part animal
What is a Pillow Pet?
This pickle brand altered how Joi views pickles forever; she accidentally addressed them instead of Braden while practicing her vows
What is Grillos?
Joi often prefers this object over human interaction
What is her iPad (Paddi)
Last weekend there was a parade celebrating the importance of these two numbers
What is 6 7?
When Joi frequents Badger Canyon Coffee for lunch, she gets an iced americano with white chocolate and a splash of cream paired with this food option: _____ _____
What is a pizza bagel?