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What goes up but never comes back down
your age
What has hands but cannot write?
A clock
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Why do fish like salty water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What building in Tirana has the most stories?
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of
trouble
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What has holes but still holds water.
A sponge
What do you call a dog that ran through the desert?
A Hot Dog
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
what belongs to you but is used more by others?
your name
What is always right in front of you, yet you cannot see it?
The future
I fall but I never get hurt.
Rain
Which type of nut is the richest?
A cash-ew!
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will "let it go, let it go."
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
What always ends up broken before you use it?
An egg.
What has a tongue, but never talks, has no legs but sometimes walks?
a shoe.
If you threw a yellow stone into a blue sea, what would it become?
Wet
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
seven
How many eggs did a rooster lay yesterday?
None, roosters don't lay eggs.
What begins with T ends with T and has a T in it?
A teapot
What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
His shadow
What has many ears but cannot hear?
Corn
What can you hear, but not see or touch,even though you control it?
your voice