What do you call...
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Investigator
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have honeycombs!
How do all oceans say hello to each other?
The wave!
Why did the boy throw the clock outside the window?
To see the time fly
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy bear
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go
How do you know if an elephant is under your bed?
You hit the sealing
Why did her teacher put on sunglasses?
Becuase her students were so bright!
What do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Bulldozer!
Why did the man run around the bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because it felt crummy.
What do you get when you make 3 ducks in a box?
Quackers!
What do you call a dog that can tell time?
Watchdog!
Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?
Because she was a little horse!
How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away its credit card!
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems
What do you call Santa, when he stops moving?
Santa pause
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Power plant!
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let go of it!
Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed!
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake?