Funny Facts
Animal Jokes
Clever Jokes
Dad Jokes
Bad Jokes
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True or False?
Lobsters communicate through their bladders
True
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What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why are computers so smart?
Because they listen to their motherboards.
100
What's blue and not very heavy?
Light Blue
100
Why are bakers so rich?
They got all the dough
200
What State in the U.S. does not have seagulls?
Hawaii
200
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?
The retail store
200
Why was 2 too afraid to ask 4 out on a date?
It was 2 squared.
200
What does a baby computer call it's dad?
Data
200
"My Date didn't come meet me at the gym.."
I guess we're not going to work out.
300
In Mexico there is a popular snack they call "Japanese Peanuts". This snack is also popular in Japan. What do they call it?
Mexican Peanuts
300
Where do Rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP
300
What did the DNA ask the other DNA while putting on clothes?
Do these genes make me look fat?
300
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints.
300
What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
The space bar
400
What do Turkish people call Turkeys?
"American Bird"
400
Why are fish so good at monitoring their weight?
They have a lot of scales.
400
10+10=20
11+11=20
Why?
Because it's twenty too!
400
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?
HD am I (HDMI)
400
How does cereal pay it's bills?
With Chex
500
What Retail Store has a lower acceptance rate than Harvard?
Wal-mart
500
Why did the pig have ink all over it's face?
Because it came out of the pen.
500
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast
500
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1
500
Which days out of the week are the strongest?
Saturdays and Sunday. The other days are weekdays.