dad jokes :[
why cant you here a pterodactyl pee
because the p is silent one star joke
what do you get when you combine a duck and fangs
count qaukula
why was the eleven year old not aloud into the pirate movie
It was rated R
knock knock who is there orange orange who
orange you glad i did not say banana
what do you say to a hammer when he is wining
your nailing it ba dumbum
why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side
what do you call a miner that wont mine a ore
picky
why did the skeleton not go to the dance
he did not have the guts
knock knock who there yoddlelalye yoddlelale who
i did not know you could yoddle
what do you do say to crane wane he is mad
why you so cranky
when is X-mas
on X-mas day
what do you get when you cross a a duck and a vampire
count duckula
why did the cat meow
he got hurt
knock knock who ther jimmy jimmy who
jimmy $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
what do you say to a nail when he asked you a question
thanks for the pointed question