jokes 3
what do you call an allagator in a vest?
an investagotor!
how do celebraties stay cool?
they have many fans!
what did the peacan say too that walnut?
we are friends baecuse wer both nuts!
daddy can you try on my shoes!
ok i can try but i dont think thel fit!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
what did baby corn say to mama corn?
whers popcorn!
what do you call a bear with no teeth?
a gummy bear!
how many apples grow on a tree?
all of them!
what do you call your dad when he falls thro the ice?
a POP cicle!
why is a fish esy to way?
it has its on scales!
what do peppers do when ther angry?
they get jalapinio face!
two goldfish in a tank one says to the other:
do you now how to drive this thing!
when dose a joke become a dad joke?
when it beacomes apperent!
why did they call it a face mask?
when it could be a coffe filter!
french food ........
gives me that crêpes!
why dident the vamier atak taylor swift?
she had bad blod
im so good at sleeping ican do it.......
with my eays closed!
do you like my jokes?
yes,but ther craking me up!
i saw mom with dad last night!
said :baby
i think he wass steling my milk!
why do baers have furry cots?
FUR PROTECTION!
i asked my dad if i could put on the tv?
he says yes, but dont turn it on!
dad im goging to take a shower?
ok just make shure you bring it back!
what do dad jokes have in comon with paper?
ther tear-able
ho was the macen guy ho lost his car?
CARLOS!
what is that best part about living in swizzerland?
i dont now but the flag is a big plus!
what do sprinter eat before a race?
nothing they,fast!