MASTERS
A MASTER with Karate.
Who is Spencer?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
Why did the student eat his homework?
What do you call a computer super hero?
A screen saver
What room is always outside of the house?
A mushroom
Where did spider-man and black widow first meet?
On the web
A MASTER with Guitar
Who is Mr. Hecht
A ruler
What object is KING of the classroom?
Why was the computer so angry?
Because it had a chip on its shoulder
Why did the bread go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy!!
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop
A MASTER with speed.
Who is Jacob?
Because the teacher told him to take a seat
Why did the new student steal a chair from the classroom?
Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
A MASTER with screens
Who is Emma?
In Kindergarden
What's the best place to flowers in school?
Where do cool mice live?
In Mouse Pads.
What's the best thing to put into you birthday cake?
Your teeth!
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it's two-tired.
A MASTER for the PROTECTOR
Who is Mr. Hecht
Because the students were so bright.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Why did the computer cross the road?
To get a byte to eat.
What's the saddest kind of cheese?
Blue cheese!
What did the teddy bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me... I'm stuffed