riddles
The poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
nothing
What gets broken without being held?
A promise
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
It wasn't peeling well!
Where did spider-man and black widow first meet?
On the web
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
Stamp
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and i DIE?
Fire
What did the dog say when the fireworks went off?
Nothing, dogs can't talk
Why did the bread go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy!!
Why can't you give Elsa a ballon?
She'll let it go
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin
Forward I am heavy, but backwards I am not? What am I?
The word "not"
What's a dogs favorite kind of pizza?
Pup-eroni pizza
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
Take off my skin and you'll cry? What am i?
A onion
Who delivers your dog's christmas presents?
Santa paws!
What's the best thing to put into you birthday cake?
Your teeth!
What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A trunk full of gifts!
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
incorrectly
Imagine you're in a dark room with no doors or windows to get out. How do you get out?
Stop Imagining
Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle!
What's the saddest kind of cheese?
Blue cheese!
What did the teddy bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me... I'm stuffed