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How do you count cows?
With a cowculator!
What do you call fresh made pasta?
Newdles!
What do you call two friends on a boat?
A friendship!
Why should you never trust a cow?
He’s a coward!
How do you describe a Koopa Troopa birthday party?
It always a shellabration!
How do you trap a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
Why did the mach keep yelling at everyone?
He was a real hot head!
What do you call a sun burning snowman?
What did the water glass say to the other water glass?
Water you doing!
Who builds everything in Super Mario World?
The Hammer Brothers!
Why did the chicken cross the waterpark?
Because he wanted to get to the other slide!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast!
Why did Mario cross the road?
To get to the other side scroller!
Why is Toad invited to every birthday party?
He's a fungi!
How do you spell emoji?
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What do you call someone who stays at home all the time?
A homebody!
What do you call two people being mean on a boat?
A row boat!
What room is Mario to big to fit inside of?
mushroom!
Why do zombies prefer to eat Italian?
Because they like a good noodle!
Why did the cows cross the road?
It was the chickens day off!
What do you say to a rug on a mountain?
Hi mat!
Why did the girl fill her band instrument with yogurt?
She wanted tuba Go-Gurt!
How do Koopas communicate?
With a Shell phone!
Why did the baseball players spend a night at the game?
Because he felt right at home!