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How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.
Where can you find a grandma in a hurry?
Insta-gram!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!
What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
The space bar.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
88 x 88
7,744
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
66 x 66
4,356
77 x 77
5,929
When does a joke stop being funny?
When it becomes apparent.
Google meaning: clearly visible or understood; obvious. (aka)
55 X 55
3,025
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counsellor?
It needed help figuring out its problems.
What kind of shoes can fit a lot of feet in them?
Vans.
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”
What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
What book won't teachers give you credit for reading?
Facebook.