Jokes 1
Who keeps the ocean clean?
The mermaid.
What is the richest kind of air?
Millionaire
What do elves learn in kindergarten?
The elf-abet
What do you call an angle what got into a car crash?
Wreck-Tangle
Why di the hamburger always lose the race?
It could never ketchup.
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
Why was the broom late for work?
Because he over swept
When does your dinner never get hot?
When it's chili
How do you cut the ocean in half?
With a sea saw
What is a baby's favorite reptile?
a rattlesnake
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because It's pointless
Why did the trees take a nap?
For rest
What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?
It gets toad
Which is faster hot or cold?
Hot... because you can catch a cold
What is a duck on the fourth of July?
a fire quacker
How do you make a hotdog stand?
Take away its chair.
What kind of makeup do pirate girls wear?
Ship gloss
What did the chicken say to the other chicken?
cluck
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She'll let it go
What did the cow say to the horse?
Moooooooove
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why wouldn't the lion eat the clown?
He tasted funny.
What do birds do before they work out?
The do their worm-ups.
What do you call the story of the three little pigs?
a pigtail
Why did Jimmy's parents scream when they saw his grades?
Because he had a bee on his report card.