Christmas
What is a Christmas trees favorite candy?
Orna-mints
What do mummies listen to on Halloween?
Wrap Music
How many Easter eggs can you put into a basket?
One, because after that the basket won't be empty
Why do you need a jeweler on New Years Eve?
To run in the New Year
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs
What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A Holly Davidson
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
What kind of books do bunnies read?
Ones with a hoppy ending
Where can you go to practice math on New Years Eve?
Times Square
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn't work out
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper
Why do vampires like baseball?
Every night he got to turn into a bat
What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
Your egg-stra special
What is a corns favorite Holiday?
New Ears day
What did the science book say to the math book?
We you got problems
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies
What do you call a which who drives really bad?
A road hag
How does the Easter bunny stay fit?
With eggs-ercise
My goal was to loose 10 pounds this year.
Only 15 more to go
Why did the M&M go to school?
It waned to be a smartie
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia
What is a vampires favorite fruit?
Neck-tarine
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken
What happened to the fireworks hat were arrested on New Years Eve?
They were let off
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Were friends because we're both nuts