really silly jokes
what did the picture say to the wall?
i've got you covered!
what do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
a rabbit that says "ribbit".
why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
because his class was so bright!
what sport is always causing trouble?
bad-minton!
what happened when the wheel was invented?
it caused a revolution!
what is the easiest way to count a herd of cows?
use a cow-culator!
why did the music teacher need a ladder?
to reach the high notes!
how do hens encourage their football team?
they egg on them!
how do you prevent a summer cold?
catch it in the winter!
what part of a fish weighs the most?
its scales!
how do you make a band stand?
take away their chairs!
why did the ballerina quit?
because it was tutu hard!