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How does a mathematician plow fields?

What is a pro-tracker?

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why did the teacher wear sunglasses
the students were so bright
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what's it called when you lend money to a bison
a buffa-loan
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why do hummingbirds hum
they've never learned the words
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why did the cat sleep with a fan on
he wanted to be a cool cat
200
why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel
because it had more cents
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why was the math book sad?

it had too many problems

200
what do sharks say when something radical
jawsome
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what animals are on legal documents
seals
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how do you make milk shake
give it good scare
300

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?

 Geometry.

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what do math teachers eat
square meals
300
what kind of flower is on your face
tulips
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What did the 0 say to the number 8?

What is I like your belt?

300
what kind of music do most mountains like
rock music
400

What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor?

Area rugs.

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why did the 25-watt bulb flunk out of school
he wasn't very bright
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how does the man in the moon cut his hair
eclipse it
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why do traffic lights rarely go swimming
they take much too long to change
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how can you stop a skunk from smelling
hold its nose shut
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what happened to the plant in math class
it grew square roots
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why couldn't the chicken find her eggs
she mislaid them
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what's brown and sticky
a stick
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why was 6 afraid of 7
because 7-8-9
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why did the mother cat move her kittens
she didn't want to litter
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